Monster on the Loose: ₱65K Reward for Who Shot 5 Arrows at TikTok the Dog
There’s a new action hero in town, and his name is TikTok—a scrappy little pupper who survived not one, not...
How Two Filipinos Tried and Failed to Steal $10 Billion from HSBC
Two Filipinos walk into an HSBC branch in Hong Kong, not for a cup of coffee or to ask where...
Duterte Slams Marcos Sr.’s Gold Heist and Jr.’s Authoritarian Drift
Former President Rodrigo Duterte isn’t mincing words. At a recent rally in Mandaue City, Duterte leveled a scathing rebuke against...
From Chernobyl to Space: How Radiation-Eating Fungi Could Save the Planet
Deep in the radioactive wasteland of Chernobyl, where Omega Red licks his wounds after a sesh with Wolvie, there’s a...
China’s Palawan Claim: A Social Media Debacle or Real Threat?
Chinese social media has decided Palawan, a literal tropical paradise in the Philippines, is apparently part of China. Move over,...
Meet Alexandr Wang: The Billionaire Brainiac Training Robots to Take Your Job
This kinda sounds like Silicon Valley meets Fight Club. Picture this: a 26-year-old kid with the kind of brain power...
Elon Musk, Ashley St. Clair, and the Ultimate Baby Trap Drama
Ah, Elon Musk, our favorite billionaire who’s part Tony Stark, part Willy Wonka, and all madness wrapped in a neon...
Qwen vs. Humanity: Who Wins When Machines Do Everything Better?
So, Alibaba just dropped Qwen , their shiny new multimodal AI baby, and let me tell you, if Elon Musk...
Halo’s $2,000 Dream Headband: Turning Sleep Into Your New Office
Imagine this: you’re lying in bed, drooling on your pillow, when suddenly, you’re giving a killer PowerPoint presentation to your...
DJ Khaled and Tekashi 6ix9ine: Florida’s Coffin Prank Wars Heat Up
Florida strikes again! First, it was Tekashi 6ix9ine, the rainbow-haired troll of rap, who found a shiny black coffin chilling...